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Click here to buy the DELUXE CASSETTE EDITION courtesy of Swedish Columbia
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Motionless music with infinite rewards!

Increases optimism & productivity by ~30%, guaranteed!

All instruments recorded by actual human employees!

 
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Grand Opening

by Infomercial USA

"Grand Opening" heralds a sparkling new era of international partnership!

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